We're not embarrassed to admit that we

wank to our own mag. I mean, how can

you spend any time looking at these

photos of Sasha, Hanna Hilton, Danielle, Alexis

and jailbird Jenny without a stirring in the trouser

department? Impossible. How can you resist a

stroke to the letters our naughty readers send to

us? In fact, if it doesn't pass our personal tug test,

it doesn't hit the top shelf. Oh, and welcome to our

lovely new Editorial Assistant as well!