Given that it’s been going for a couple of weeks now, either a) England have been dumped ignominiously out of the World Cup or b) they’re still hanging on in there somehow. Either way, either English fans will need some consolation, or else non-English fans will need some cheering up – and what better way to do it than with another bevy of Mayfair lovelies getting their bits and pieces out in another cracking issue? Stick that in your eye, Sepp Blatter!

Inside this issue: Emma Green, Lexi Lowe, Naomi Raine and Nina Leigh